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Once there was a nonconformist sparrow who decided NOT to fly south with the rest of his flock.

 

He stayed where he was, but it got colder and colder.  Finally the little sparrow decided he had to fly south.

 

But, he had waited too long.  It got colder and colder and ice and snow began to build up on his wings.

 

The Little sparrow fell to earth almost frozen in a barnyard.

 

As if to add insult to injury, a passing cow crapped all over the little sparrow.

 

But the sparrow found seeds buried in the cow poop and the poop was warm and dryed his wings.

 

Warm and fed, the little sparrow began to sing.

 

Whereupon, a passing barnyard cat heard the little sparrow, dug him out of the poop, and ate him.

 

There are three morals to this story.

 

1.  Everyone who shits on you is not your enemy.

 

2.  Everyone who digs you out of the shit is not your friend.

 

3.  If you are warm and happy in a pile of shit, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!

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